Rich Lowry: Eww, you are disgusting dude. Masterbation is a private affair.
Can you believe this article? Rich Lowry, you wrote a post about liking Sarah Palin and that is completely fine. However, it got creepy when you started talking about how you perked up when she winked at the TV. Seriously, are you that hard up? Do we really need to know that you got aroused by a wink from a robotic drone of a candidate?
A very wise TV executive once told me that the key to TV is projecting through the screen. It’s one of the keys to the success of, say, a Bill O’Reilly, who comes through the screen and grabs you by the throat. Palin too projects through the screen like crazy. I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can’t be learned; it’s either something you have or you don’t, and man, she’s got it.
This is what the guy said! Have fun tonight friend, I believe the video is online for your viewing pleasure.
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