Discover is run by a gaggle of monkeys

I would like to take the opportunity to thank Discover for being full of douchey goodness.  You guys suck!  How is it possible that economic environment would make you raise the rate on my account?  You already have garbage rates and I pay my bill up on time every month.  So, now you are trying to make that extra little bit off of everyone who pay regularly?  Get a better business model.  How about now giving cards to everyone with horrible credit or fresh out of high school?  I have friends who have great jobs, and they haven’t been able to get one card from anyone.  I guarantee that if I go to spring break and get a stupid cheap towel, that I can get a credit card.  What a bunch of losers you guys are, and I am not talking about the daily workers.  I am talking about the middle and upper management dingbats that run the company.  How about doing something right for a change and not jacking up your good customers.  I hope your company continues to go through financial hell until you fail and are removed from earth.  You suck!

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Body Snake, lazy people rule!

I really don’t know who is buying this, but someone is. I can see this product working for people with back backs, but the commercial is not targeting that demographic. This thing is designed for people who are hurt and ultra lazy people.

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JumpSnap, A ropeless jump rope. Stupid…

That’s right people, someone has developed the lamest thing of all time. The JumpSnap is a jump rope without a rope. So, basically, the concept is to jump up and down in place without developing any timing skills or coordination. I especially love the commercial because you can see how stupid this thing is as they jump around for no reason. The reason why athletes like the jump rope is because it helps with coordination and it’s a pretty good workout if done correctly. Jumping up and down in place is just that. You could accomplish the same thing that this product does with two sticks. If you do buy this, I am sorry for you. I give it a major epic FAIL. However, the commercial is a must view.

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